http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/2009/08/articles/listeria-1/maple-leaf-listeria-vp-sucks-as-comedian/ The best Canadian comedians move to the U.S. The worst apparently stay and become Minister of Agriculture or a vp at some $5.5 billion a year corporation that discovers food safety after killing 22 people.

Look, I’m goofy. Probably the Brantford, Ontario, water, cause hometown pal Wayne Gretzky sure looked goofy on The Young and the Restless in 1981. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Gretzky