Wacky and Weird

Posted: June 29th, 2012 - 7:21pm by Doug Powell

I got hit by a van this morning.

Nothing serious, but if I wasn’t awake Sorenne would have been crushed in the trailer as we returned from Saturday morning swimming lessons.

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Posted: June 27th, 2012 - 9:52pm by Doug Powell

The owner of a Chinatown fish market was arrested yesterday for allegedly selling dangerously dirty clams that she smuggled in on the luggage racks of passenger buses, sources told The Post.

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Posted: June 27th, 2012 - 8:36pm by Doug Powell

I ate some bad food in prison: the worst was saltpeter and horse nuts, some sort of canned stone fruit in a syrupy moss.

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Posted: June 27th, 2012 - 12:54am by Doug Powell

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Sometimes you’re so drunk, the only thing that makes sense is a Fillet-o-Fish sandwich.

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Posted: June 26th, 2012 - 4:54am by Doug Powell

Puke in a Chicago cab and you’re gonna pay.

Starting July 1, any passenger who throws up in — or even on — a taxi has to cough up an extra 50 bucks. The dough, of course, covers cleanup costs.

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Posted: June 22nd, 2012 - 11:51am

A Massachusetts man allegedly attacked and robbed a man using sausage links as a weapon. Michael A Baker, 22, not only stole jewellery and a bicycle from the victim, police said, but the sausage was stolen from a stand in Brockton, south of Boston.

Date Published: 
20.jun.12
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Posted: June 22nd, 2012 - 11:41am

It’s the logical next step for Jamie Lee Curtis and her Activia yogurt that makes people poop. Researchers have, according to Mail Online, worked out a way to tell if a person is ill by changing their poop to different colors.

Date Published: 
20.jun.12
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Posted: June 21st, 2012 - 1:09pm

Who steals mayonnaise? Who steals 42 kilos of mayo like it’s liquid cocaine. Police were today conducting a manhunt for thieves who made off with 42kg of mayonnaise from a business in South Australia. Two 21kg tubs of the condiment went missing from a refrigerated warehouse in Whyalla, about 382km north of Adelaide on Saturday.

Date Published: 
19.jun.12
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Posted: June 20th, 2012 - 5:58pm by Doug Powell

A Massachusetts man allegedly attacked and robbed a man using sausage links as a weapon.

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Posted: June 19th, 2012 - 5:36am by Doug Powell

 Who steals mayonnaise?

Who steals 42 kilos of mayo like it’s liquid cocaine.

Police were today conducting a manhunt for thieves who made off with 42kg of mayonnaise from a business in South Australia.

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