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Posted: August 2nd, 2012 - 1:46am by Doug Powell

Guns ‘N Roses was a terrible band.

Misogynistic lyrics, riffs from a corporate boardroom, and really, really boring.

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Posted: July 5th, 2012 - 10:22am

Away from the trade for a couple of months, Andy the apprentice has gone soft. "It's quarter past six," he cries with the sort of anguish more properly retained for funerals. It's quarter past six and all Andy wants is a little more time in bed to dream his Food Dream™ and the promise of "a good old-fashioned Mystery Box".

Date Published: 
02.jul.12
Source Title: 
Sydney Morning Herald
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Posted: June 13th, 2012 - 3:02pm

Celebrity chefs still know squat about food safety. Ten years after we showed the majority of celebrity chefs were food safety imbeciles, foodie fanaticism (and fascism) continues unabated, with fashion still triumphing over facts. And it’s getting worse.

Date Published: 
12.jun.12
Source Title: 
barfblog
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Posted: June 12th, 2012 - 4:00pm by Doug Powell

Celebrity chefs still know squat about food safety.

Ten years after we showed the majority of celebrity chefs were food safety imbeciles, foodie fanaticism (and fascism) continues unabated, with fashion still triumphing over facts. And it’s getting worse.

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Posted: June 11th, 2012 - 1:08pm

Salad stigma persists in Germany. A bad salad at a German hotel might have caused the food poisoning that sickened 10 players of European Championship co-host Ukraine before their final warm-up game against Turkey on Tuesday.

Date Published: 
11.jun.12
Source Title: 
barfblog

Posted: June 7th, 2012 - 9:49am

After quite a point at the French Open – 38 strokes over nearly a minute – France's Richard Gasquet vomited right there on Court Suzanne Lenglen. His opponent, Bulgaria's Grigor Dimitrov, collapsed with a leg cramp and crawled on his hands and knees to a line judge's chair.

Date Published: 
03.jun.12
Source Title: 
barfblog
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Posted: June 6th, 2012 - 6:24am by Doug Powell

Intertubes have prevented so many bar fights.

In the past, someone would assert John Fogerty was singing, “There’s a bathroom on the right,” when he was really singing, “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”

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Posted: May 24th, 2012 - 2:13pm

From Funny or Die, via Grub St.

Date Published: 
22.may.12
Source Title: 
barfblog
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Posted: May 22nd, 2012 - 6:27pm by Doug Powell

 From Funny or Die, via Grub St.

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Posted: May 17th, 2012 - 7:29pm by Doug Powell

I made a new friend last night in Germany, especially when I taunted him for saying the best music to come out of Canada was Rush.

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