Who steals mayonnaise? Who steals 42 kilos of mayo like it’s liquid cocaine. Police were today conducting a manhunt for thieves who made off with 42kg of mayonnaise from a business in South Australia. Two 21kg tubs of the condiment went missing from a refrigerated warehouse in Whyalla, about 382km north of Adelaide on Saturday.

I received a bunch of my food safety education while working with fruit and vegetable farmers in southern Ontario (that's in Canada). Sure, I learned lots of stuff in classes, but a lot of my training on practical ways to keep folks from barfing was in greenhouses, fields and orchards. Farmers deal with variability in weather, wildlife, prices and staff.

On March 22, 2005, Anna Ayala claimed she found a finger in a bowl of chili at a San Jose Wendy’s restaurant. The finger became the talk of the Internet and late-night talk shows, spawned numerous bizarre tips and theories about the source of the finger, and led to dozens of copycat claims. Wendy’s lost tens of millions of dollars.

Goon is the best hockey movie ever. It captures the profanity, skill, camaraderie, beauty, violence, toughness and tenderness inherent in hockey. As the coach proclaims at one point: We’re not playing baseball here (the real quote is far too vulgar for a family-oriented blog).