Baseball is more boring than basketball. But New York Yankee relief pitcher Chan Ho Park did his best to liven things up, claiming that excessive diarrhea hampered his performance over the weekend, and then berating a reporter for allegedly taunting him about it. PARK: I had a lot of diarrhea. That - That is what you want to know?

Maybe New York Yankees baseball player Derek Jeter should stick with the High Liner fish sticks after missing a day of spring training last week due to “bad fish.” The same day, Nova Scotia-based frozen seafood giant High Liner Foods Inc. said it wants to "bulletproof" its supply chain, stating in a corporate document,

I get up early and start writing. Shortly thereafter, 1-year-old Sorenne gets up, and likes to start the day by taking in some milk and watching The Colbert Report from the night before. I’m not making this up, she views Colbert as her other father.

Mr. Eva Longoria, professional basketball player Tony Parker, missed San Antonio's game against Houston on Friday night because of what was thought to be foodborne illness. Parker missed the morning shootaround and remained ill in the hours before the game. Meanwhile, the U.K. Tottenham Spurs' Champions League bid is in danger of being derailed by a sickness bug - again.