Italian restaurants are best when dining with little kids. Maybe it’s a cultural stereotype, but I always found Italian eateries were more welcoming to the screaming, barfing and flirting that toddlers bring to the dining experience.
French restaurants? The worst.
Proponents of doggie dining often state that restaurants allow germ-spewing little kids inside so why not dogs?
Richard Vines of Bloomberg decided to check on the acceptability of children at London’s fancy foodie restaurants. Vines called 30 establishments, asking if a pair of kids aged 2 and 7 would be admitted, whether there were high chairs and about the availability of special menus. With few exceptions, each was child friendly.
Among the responses:
L’Anima: “Yes, we allow children. We have high chairs. When you come here we can arrange something with the chef.”
What if your kid hates high chairs for anything more than 3 minute stretches?
Bob Ricard: “We’re not allowing children under 10 years old. There are no special menus.”
The Ivy: “It’s fine. Any age. We have high chairs. We can adapt dishes for children.”
Marcus Wareing at the Berkeley: “Children are welcome but if kids get a bit restless and unhappy you might be asked to take them outside for a while. We can arrange a high chair if you let us know in advance. Our team can adjust the dishes for children.”
Restaurant Gordon Ramsay: “Children are welcome but babies are not recommended because the restaurant is quite small so we don’t have space for high chairs or push chairs.” What age would be OK? “I would say maybe seven or 10 years onwards. We don’t have kids’ menus but we will be able to offer something suitable.”
I find so-called fancy food is lost on little kids. They’d rather eat the crayons at Chuck-E-Cheese, although those places seem prone to violence.
The most mentioned simple food for kids was something around $7 for a bowl of pasta; who can afford that? That's Sorenne (above, right) in a gratuitious food porn shot with a simple bowl of rotini and a homemade tomato-veggie sauce during the U.S.-Canada hockey debacle Sunday night. Tonight, we’re going upscale with grilled tuna loins, although Sorenne will be again wearing her Ovechkin jersey (left) as Russia takes on Canada in the Olympic quarter-finals.